Before I begin this post, I want to share the first of a series I like to call "What I think is going to happen in the Gossip Girl Season 3 Premiere."

Basically, when I took a stab at writing a Gossip Girl spec I had two epiphanies. The first is that I am not skilled enough to differenciate between quality Gossip Girl writing and its cheesy pa… Continue

Sorry, guys. It's been many a year since I wrote narcissistic, gratuitously cruel film reviews in my college's newspaper. I had it down then. ("'Happy' Gilmore? More like '"Sucky' Gilmore!")
Actually, I truly lov… Continue

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Well, at least that's what People Magazine says you should do.

No matter that only 40% of teen mothers graduate high school. You, too, can be as happy, fulfilled and educated as the Bristol on t… Continue

So there's a lot going on in the news right now. So if you don't mind, I'm just going to kinda go through all with no attempt whatsoever to… Continue